they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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