so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
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They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
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Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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