I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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