i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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