you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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