she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
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I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
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As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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