if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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