he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
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He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
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The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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