I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
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that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
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Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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