The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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