Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
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I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
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I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
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