You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Randomize
