Whatcha textin bout Willis?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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