i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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