Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
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I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
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His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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