Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
