3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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