Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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