He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
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i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
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my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
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