I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
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I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
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I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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