I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
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all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
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I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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