gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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