You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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