I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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