At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
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Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
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I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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