great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
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sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
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Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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