Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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