I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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