just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
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Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
i dont even know how to be here
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
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she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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