There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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