How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
