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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
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I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
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My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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