That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
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every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
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Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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