We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
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I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
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It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Randomize