508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
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We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
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I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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