How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
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my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
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As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
You ate ashes out of my bong
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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