yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
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i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
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5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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