I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
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And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
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Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
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