He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
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I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
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I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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