But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
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Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
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THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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