Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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