So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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