i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
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My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
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Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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