Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Apparently you make a good broom.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
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