maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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