You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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