he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
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We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
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I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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