So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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