apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
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