the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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