you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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